MOVIECYCLE  NEWSLETTER #2418

January 29, 2011

Welcome to an all new Newsletter from your fine friends at Moviecycle, located in Beautiful downtown Ballard!  We have a lot to cover, so let’s start off with

NEW TRADE-INS

It’s a well known fact that here at moviecycle   we take in a mind-boggling amount of amazing titles on a daily, and sometimes hourly basis!   Why, I think I can safely say without fear of hyperbole that  we have the single greatest collection of dvds anywhere on planet earth, including the internet!  On our WALL OF COOL right now we have a ton of great titles….

Mr. Show: Seasons 1 &2

Aqua Teen Hunger Force #4

Gone With The WInd

Streetcar Named Desire

The Great Escape

Five Easy Pieces

Heavy Metal

Snatch

Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Do The Right Thing

The list could literally go on for ever and ever with me typing and you reading amazing movie titles one after the other for so long, that when I was finally done, you would look around to find the world had passed you by, your friends and family long dead, with your wife’s skeleton at your feet holding a single rose. WE’VE GOT SO MUCH GOOD STUFF!!

GREEN DOTS GALORE!!

Our greet dot sale at last years seafood fest was such a roaring success that we’ve adapted it all year round here at MC  (that’s what people in the know call our little slice of heaven!)  Any movie with a green dot on it is yours for the low, low price of $3.99!  We have table upon table of great stuff for all you film buffs out there! See if any of these titles ring a bell; Any Given Sunday, Max Payne, Two Weeks Later, Stuck On You, Scary Movie, The Fantastic Four, Austin Power; the Spy Who Shagged Me, Basic, Taxi, Fun With Dick & Jane, Day Zero, Superstar… the list goes on. And who doesn’t have a mere four dollars to drop on a quality flick. Except for people with horrible drug and alcohol problems that drink and use to forget who soul crushing their lives are…but i think that goes without saying.

FAN FICTION!

A poem was recently sent to us from moviecycle customer Nick DeCapertini;

Ode To The Cycle

There is a place right down the block

Where movie fans all love to flock

Their prices fair, to buy a flick

Their shelves are full, their service quick

Moviecycle is the place to be

If  it’s movies that you want to see.

We had to edited out 3 stanzas out of this poem that dealt with a show in Tijuana went to last summer, but I think you see what he was going for. That you Nick, and thanks to all our fans!  Keep the letters coming in!

GEOFF REED’S PICK OF THE WEEK!

The Most Amazing Comedy Film Every Made In The History Of Cinema. Did I Say "Comedy Film"? I meant Film Period. Yeahhh...that's the ticket!

That’s right everyone!

it’s time for another amazingly awesome REEDCO movie pick. This one is sure to tickle the funny bone of an comedy fan out there!  I’m talking about the comedy that changed the way the world laughed, changed the way the world cried, and yes, even changed the way we lived. The movie? Of course I’m talking about the amazingly funny laugh-riot Wieners!  I won’t go into to many details about the plot, since most of planet earth has seen this one a dozen times or more, but it stars the amazingly sexy Kenan Thompson (Goodburger), comedy queen Jenny McCarthy, (too many good movies to list), and the silver screens bad boy Darrel Hammond.  It is the story of three friends, who, for various reasons travel across the country in an Oscar-Meyer weinermobile.  They meet various  wacky people, fight with each other, try and get “dates wit’ hotties” and other nutty things.  Trust me when I say, this movie with blow you away! And guess what!! We Have It Here At Moviecycle!!!   Well….that just about wraps up this week’s Pick Of The Week!

ASK Dr. Flicks!

Dr. Flicks is a film-buff, and not an actual doctor.  His addiction to pain killers, and a freak mishap with a young girl and a toaster oven ended his dreams of being a male nurse in the early 1970s.  This column is a forum for movie triva only.

Dr. Flicks,

On of my favorite movies is “North By Northwest”  I love the famous scene with the airplane flying in over them!  How many takes did it take to get such a legendary moment on flim

Kip Hanson

Dear Kip,

Don’t Know…..Don’t Care.

Send your questions for Dr. Flicks into moviecycle today! Who knows!  You might see you’re name in bright lights someday! But I seriously doubt it!

Anyways….that wraps up another Moviecycle  newsletter!  Come on down to our store! We are at 2240 market street, open everyday from 10 to 9!!

Thank You,

Geoffrey Reed

Editor

Yes kiddies…it’s almost that time of year again…All Hallows Eve!!  Such Memories! The Costumes, The Ghouls and Goblins, The Costumes, and me getting subjected to year after year of horrible social embarrassments, butt-kicking, and social scarring events that haunt me to this day!  Here are but a few more of my movie memories in a column I will call;

Halloween: My Stories

By Geoffrey Reed

JAWS (1975) Steven Speilberg’s quintessential masterpiece about a great white shark wrecking havoc seaside.  Roy Scheider leads an all-star cast in this classic horror film that made film-fans afraid of the beach for decades to come.  I first saw this film at an outdoor beach party at the tender age of 15.  I had moved to Seattle shortly after my mom told me  “that guy wasn’t really your dad”  I was in a new town trying to make friends, and crashed this beach-kegger as “the new kid in school”   I helped myself to a cup of beer, and watched the film being projected on a huge white sheet, ready to have the time of my life.  My hopes for making new friends was cut short when I heard someone yell  “Hey dillweed! Surf’s Up!”  Ten mintues later I was strapped naked to a surfboard about half a mile from the shoreline.  The icy cold Puget Sound waves crashing around me.  I could hear the echos of laughter from the shore, signaling the good times being had without me.  The paramedic who gave me mouth to mouth said I swallowed more water than anyone in his history on the job.  He also said when they pulled my lifeless, naked  body out of the water they thought I was a girl. According to the comments left in response to the photos they posted of me on line, many agreed.

The Craft (1996) Neve Campbell stars in this Horror film about a trio of high school witches who wreck havoc on their classmates (and ultimately themselves) in this supernatural thriller.  This film was released at a time when I was myself dabbling in the occult myself! I had just tried out for, and gotten rejected by the Grunge band Swampwater (They said the didn’t need someone playing the recorder in the band!)  And was feeling pretty low.  I decided to become goth.  At first it was really fun wearing black clothing and mascara…(if by “fun” you mean getting tied to the flagpole outside of school with the word “fruitcup” scrawled across your forehead in permanent marker)  Anyways,  I befriended a goth girl named Cora-Beth.  She said she was a witch, and that if I joined her coven, we could get revenge on everyone.  I went over to her house, where she was boiling a witches brew in her parents kitchen.  She handed me a test tube of a clear liquid and asked me to pour it into the pot. I did so.  Instantly a horrid mix of  liquid bleach and boiling fat exploded in my face.  I screamed in agony and stumbled around the kitchen, reaching out for some support, which came in the form of the red-hot burners of the stove.  Cora-Beth visited me in the hospital once, then started dating a guy who would go on to pants me on a twice-daily basis for the rest of my high-school career.  I learned some valuable lessons that summer. Like how to sort-of see again, and live a life without discernible  fingerprints.

SAW (1994) This gory film (and later successful film franchise) revolves around the Jigsaw killer, and his victims.  He captures various people, and forces them to fight for their lives by making them choose between facings various near-deadly, body mutilating “boobie traps”.  Needless to say there is gory galore in this genre favorite, and needless to say some of those copycat jokers at my school took it to the next level… I was at the mall, licking on a delicious corn-dog with dallops of mayonnaise spread on it and looking at a picture of Marilyn Manson that was on display in the front wind of a hot topic.  Suddenly, I felt a burlap sack behind pulled over my head. I tried to scream, but was restrained and thrown into the back of a van.  Amazingly loud hard-core punk music played in the background (I think it was third-eye blind)  I blacked out almost instantly.  I woke up in a urine-soaked basement, wearing a prom dress and died to a wall.  On a small t.v. monitor, a man in a top-hat demanded i follow his instructions if I wanted to “see the light of day”  Well…i did what was asked of me. I cannot say what i did on this site, but it included the following; ping-pong balls, a can of pledge,  a vacuum cleaner, my corn-dog from the mall, rubber tubing, a great Dane,  a zip-lock bag of peanut butter, a feather duster…but I digress.  All in all it was a very trying evening that ended with me “seeing the light of day”  I am glad that I made it out alive, and that I get a discount at the proctologist.

Anyways…all of these titles are available here at Moviecycle!  And thru Oct. 31 they are all 20% off!!

American cartoonist Harvey Pekar passed away today.  He was a brilliant, odd man.  A file clerk from Cleveland,  Mr. Pekar  wrote the stories of his nerotic,  everyday life into the comix America Splendor . These stories were illustrated by many of  the greatest underground cartoonist known to man, including one R. Crumb.  He also went onto television and argued with Letterman, Wrote reviews of all the jazz records he compulsively collected & had his life made into a movie. The wonderful American Splendor. This film stars Paul Giamatti, and a bunch of other people like the dude from 30 rock with the thick glasses and funny hats.  This is a great film about a great man that we have in stock now.  So come to ballard, buy a DVD then go out and buy some comics.